The Smörgåsbord shotgun

The diner was called Kopp & Käl  Cup & Bite. It sat on the old road out of Växjö towards Alvesta, a monument to faded chrome, red vinyl, and endless coffee. To the truckers and the forestry workers, it was a place for a hearty pytt i panna and a chance to complain about diesel prices. 

But in the deep Swedish night, after the last legitimate customer had staggered out, the real business began. Here, amidst the scent of stale grease and disinfectant, deals were struck. Not for smuggled vodka, but for something with a sharper bite: modified Glocks from Croatia, sleek Austrian sniper rifles, and compact Swedish military surplus that shouldn’t have been surplus at all. The owner, a large, silent man named Stig “Biffen” Bengtsson, moved between the grill and the cold store, his hands as adept at packing a Kalashnikov as they were at flipping a burger. The diner hummed with a low, dangerous energy, a secret everyone sensed but no one saw. Until the night the coffee was spilt with blood.

* * * * * * * * * * *

Detective Inspector Mats Lundström stood in the drizzle, watching the forensic team’s lights paint the diner’s car park in stark, blue-white strokes. The body lay half-under a rusting Volvo 240, a dark pool mingling with the rainbow shimmer of split engine oil. A young man, late twenties, dressed in cheap denim. One bullet, neat, to the back of the head. Professional. But messy placement.

“Not a robbery,” Sergeant Anja Forsberg said, handing Lundström a plastic-wrapped evidence bag. Inside was a wallet, fat with kronor. “Five thousand, at least.”

Lundström grunted, his eyes taking in the scene. The diner’s sign buzzed, a faulty transformer giving the ‘Käl’ a stuttering pulse. He was a solid man, Lundström, with a face that spoke of too many years squinting at contradictions and lies. His ex-wife had said his eyes were the colour of a winter fjord – today they were the grey of pitted ice. He thought of his son, Tom, in Oxford, probably pulling an all-nighter. He’d email him later. A pointless, pleasant ritual that anchored him.

“Who found him?” Lundström asked, his voice a dry rasp.

“Waitress. Karin Ljung. Opened up at five. She’s inside, shaken.”

The diner’s interior was a warm, greasy cave. Karin, a woman in her fifties with kind eyes now wide with shock, clutched a chipped mug of tea. Biffen Bengtsson loomed behind the counter, polishing the same spot on the espresso machine with a grim intensity. He was a bull of a man, his apron stretched over a formidable belly.

“Did you know him?” Lundström asked, nodding towards the car park.

Biffen didn’t look up. “No. Not a regular.”

“He has callouses on his hands. Specific ones. Like from handling tools. Or firearm mechanisms.” Lundström let the statement hang. Biffen’s polishing slowed by a fraction.

Karin spoke up, her voice trembling. “I… I think I saw him once. Last week. Late. He was talking to a man in a dark car. A Mercedes. I was cleaning the windows.”

Biffen shot her a look that was pure venom. “You’re upset, Karin. You imagine things.”

The interview was interrupted by the arrival of a sleek, silver Mercedes. A man in an immaculate wool coat stepped out, ignoring the police tape. He was in his forties, with the calm, arrogant bearing of successful dentistry or ruthless capitalism. Lundström pegged him for the latter.

“Inspector? Sven Åkesson. I own the land this diner is on. Terrible business. I hope it won’t affect my other ventures.” He offered a card. Åkesson Holdings.

Lundström took the card, his expression neutral. “You were here late last night, Mr. Åkesson? Seeing to your holdings?”

A flicker in the cool eyes. “I was at a council meeting in Växjö until ten. Dozens of witnesses.” He smiled, all enamel and emptiness. “I just came to offer my support to Stig. He’s a good tenant.”

As Åkesson left, Lundström watched Biffen watch him. There was fear there, deep and sour.

* * * * * * * * * * *

The ballistics report was a curiosity. The bullet was 9mm, but its rifling marks didn’t match any standard-issue weapon in the police database. “Custom job,” the tech said. “Expertly machined. The kind of thing you’d use if you never wanted the gun traced.”

Lundström’s investigation into the dead man, one Lukas Frid, revealed a record for minor theft, but his recent bank statements showed sudden, unexplained deposits. He’d also purchased a one-way ticket to Riga for the following week.

Meanwhile, Anja Forsberg, working undercover as a road-weary surveyor, became a regular at Kopp & Käl. She noted the comings and goings: the sullen men in practical jackets who never seemed to order food, the vans that arrived after midnight, the way Biffen would disappear into the back for long periods. She also struck up a fragile rapport with Karin, who confessed, during a quiet moment, that she was scared. “Stig… he’s changed. He has new… friends. They don’t look like they enjoy the meatballs.”

The break came from an unexpected source. A traffic camera on the E4, miles away, had caught the silver Mercedes driving at speed away from the Växjö area at 1:15 AM. The council meeting had ended at 10:30 PM. Åkesson had no alibi for the critical time.

Lundström decided to apply pressure. He brought Biffen in for formal questioning, in the stark, bright room at the station.

“We know about the guns, Stig,” Lundström said, leaning back casually. “The diner. The cold store. We know Lukas Frid was a courier who got greedy or clumsy. What we need to know is who for. Was it Åkesson? Or is he just the money?”

Biffen, sweating under the lights, was a trapped animal. “I don’t know anything about guns. I make pancakes.”

“And yet,” Lundström sighed, placing a photo of Lukas Frid’s body on the table, “someone made a pancake of him. On your property. The landowner is involved, your waitress is seeing things, and you’re polishing an espresso machine like it’s the Holy Grail. It’s a sorry smörgåsbord, Stig. And you’re the pickled herring about to be eaten.”

Biffen cracked. Not fully, but enough. “Åkesson… he arranges the… exports. Through the port at Karlshamn. I just… store the items. The diner is perfect. No one looks twice.” He wouldn’t say more, terrified of reprisal.

* * * * * * * * * * *

Lundström knew he needed to catch the transaction in the act. With the station’s backing, he set up a surveillance operation. They watched as a known middleman from the Baltic region arrived in town. That night, the diner’s ‘Closed’ sign was flipped, but the back lot was busy.

Lundström and Anja led the raid team. They moved in just as a crate marked “Preserved Herring – Product of Sweden” was being loaded into a nondescript van. What it contained was a shipment of Israeli-made Tavor assault rifles.

Chaos erupted. The Baltic buyers scrambled for their own weapons. A shot rang out, shattering the diner’s neon sign. In the strobing glare of the dying ‘Käl’, a fierce, close-quarters firefight began amidst the picnic tables and rubbish bins. Lundström, his heart pounding a familiar, unwelcome rhythm, took cover behind a dumpster, returning fire with methodical precision. He saw Anja disarm a man with a viciously effective arm-bar.

And then he saw Sven Åkesson. The businessman was not in a wool coat, but in a dark tactical jacket, trying to flee in the Mercedes. Lundström gave chase on foot, his knees protesting. As Åkesson fumbled with his keys, Lundström reached the car.

“It’s over, Åkesson! Council meetings don’t teach you how to handle a firefight!”

Åkesson spun, not with a key, but with a sleek, custom-made pistol. The 9mm. “A necessary sideline, Inspector. The defence contracts weren’t profitable enough.”

The standoff lasted a second, stretched thin. Then a massive shape barrelled out of the diner’s back door. Biffen, roaring like a wounded bear, slammed into Åkesson, sending the custom pistol skittering across the asphalt. “You said no one would get hurt!” Biffen bellowed, pinning the squirming, elegant man to the ground in a grotesque parody of a lover’s embrace. “You said it was just boxes!”

* * * * * * * * * * *

A week later, the drizzle had returned. Kopp & Käl was shuttered, a police seal across its door. The chrome looked tawdry in the flat light.

Lundström stood with Anja Forsberg, reviewing the clean-up. Åkesson was singing like a canary in a gilded cage, trying to implicate higher-ups in a desperate plea deal. The network was unravelling across the Baltic.

“Biffen claims he thought it was just high-end electronics,” Anja said, sipping from a thermos. “Bit naïve for a man who butchers his own beef.”

“Greed makes fools of us all,” Lundström mused. “He saw a way to save his dying diner. Åkesson saw a perfect distribution hub. And Lukas Frid… he just saw a shortcut.”

He thought of the neat, efficient violence of the operation. The coldness of it, masked by the smell of fried onions. It left a taste in his mouth no coffee could wash away.

Back at his sparse, tidy apartment, he composed an email to Tom.

“Son,
Another case closed. This one involved a diner’s speciality that wasn’t on the menu. It reminds me of that dreadful meatball stall we tried at the Gloucester Green market that time – more filler than meat. The world is full of façades. Hope your studies are treating you to something more authentic. Let me know you’re eating properly.
Dad.”

He hit send, the electronic whisper a small comfort in the quiet room. Outside, Växjö slept, seemingly peaceful. But Inspector Mats Lundström knew better. Behind every warm, lit window, behind every homely façade, there was always another story, waiting to spoil your appetite. He made a cup of tea, the proper way, and waited for the phone to ring again.

The end

The Växjö vexation

The first death was written off as a tragic, if bizarre, accident. Erik Borg, a respected retired archivist, was found crushed in his own study beneath a fallen mahogany bookcase. The volumes that killed him were all local histories of Växjö and the surrounding Småland forests. The second, a week later, was harder to dismiss. 

Anette Lundgren, a vocal local councillor, drowned in her sink. A mere inch of water. Her skin was icy to the touch, and clutched in her hand was a tiny, hand-carved figurine of a raven, made of bog oak. Inspector Mats Lundström stood over her body, a cold knot tightening in his gut that had nothing to do with the damp Swedish autumn. Two unconnected citizens. Two impossible deaths. A whisper, like the rustle of dead leaves, began to circulate through the town’s cobbled streets: The curse is awake.

* * * * * * * * * * *

The call came at 3:17 a.m., slicing through the silence of Lundström’s tidy, empty apartment. The dispatcher’s voice was strained. “Another one, Inspector. Out at the old Kronberg Mill. It’s… you need to see this.”

Lundström drove through the pre-dawn murk, the headlights of his Volvo carving tunnels through the mist that snaked up from the lakes. He felt his age in the stiffness of his back, in the familiar, hollow silence of the car. His son, Tomas, was probably just finishing a tutorial in Oxford, a world of spires and logic away from the creeping, irrational dread of Småland.

The mill was a dark hulk against the grey sky. Sergeant Linnea Ek, young, sharp, and currently pale as whey, met him at the entrance. “It’s Gunnar Falk,” she said, leading him inside. “The property developer. The one trying to buy the mill and the forest for his holiday cabins.”

The scene in the main grinding room defied sense. Gunnar Falk lay spreadeagled on the ancient stone floor. The massive, moss-covered millstone, which hadn’t turned in fifty years, was resting squarely on his chest. No machinery was connected. No ropes or levers were present. The stone appeared to have simply… rolled. Yet the floor was flat.

“Witness?” Lundström’s voice was a gravelly rumble.

“None. A anonymous tip to the switchboard,” Ek said. “But look.” She pointed a gloved finger. Beside Falk’s outstretched hand was another figurine. A wolf, this time, also in dark, ancient wood.

“The curse,” a voice quavered from the doorway. It was old Mrs. Pettersson, who lived in the cottage down the lane. “He meant to tear it down. The mill, the woods. It’s the Guardian’s wrath. The Guardian of the Grove.”

Lundström sighed, the sound lost in the vast, damp room. “Thank you, Mrs. Pettersson. Ek, take her statement. And get forensics over every inch of this place. I want to know how a two-tonne stone moved ten feet uphill.”

Back at the station, over coffee that tasted of tin, Lundström spread out the files. Three victims. No obvious links, different professions, social circles, ages. Borg the historian, Lundgren the politician, Falk the developer. Yet a thread, gossamer-thin, began to emerge. All three had been involved, years before, in the “Kronberg Dispute,” a bitter, forgotten battle over the preservation of the old forest and mill. Borg had written the historical assessment, Lundgren had cast the deciding vote against preservation, and Falk had been the original, failed bidder.

“So it’s revenge,” Ek proposed. “Someone who cared about the land.”

“Revenge, yes,” Lundström muttered, lighting a pipe, a habit he’d kept from his days in Uppsala. “But revenge with a theatrical flair. They’re not just being killed. They’re being… punished. Executed according to a theme. Crushed by history, drowned in political scandal, ground down by progress.”

His next visit was to Elsa Kronberg, the last descendant of the mill-owning family, a woman in her eighties with eyes like chips of flint. She lived in a cottage filled with relics and the smell of dried herbs.

“The Guardian is not a myth, Inspector,” she said, not looking up from her knitting. “It is a promise. A promise that some places hold a memory, and those who violate it pay a price.”

“And these?” He placed photos of the figurines on her table.

Her needles stopped. For a long moment, she was silent. “The Raven. The Wolf. The Bear will be next. They are the old wardens. You will find your answer where it began, Inspector. In the grove where the elder stone sleeps.”

The following day, the fourth victim was found. Björn Håkansson, a wealthy land surveyor who had falsified the original boundary maps for the Kronberg land. He was in his greenhouse. His neck was broken. Around him, every terracotta pot was shattered. In the centre of the wreckage lay a figurine of a bear. And pressed into the soil near his body was a perfect, fresh bear print. There were no bears in Småland.

The town was now in the grip of full-blown panic. The press bayed about a serial killer; the social media channels buzzed with wild speculation and grainy photos of shadowy figures in the woods. Lundström’s Chief was demanding an arrest, any arrest. But Lundström felt the pieces swirling, beginning to align not by logic, but by a darker, more narrative logic.

He drove to the Kronberg Grove, an ancient stand of oak and ash protected by a covenant Borg had helped break, that Lundgren had voted to ignore, that Falk and Håkansson had sought to parcel up. In the centre was a large, glacial erratic stone, the Elder Stone. It was here he found the proof that untangled myth from murder.

Partially buried in the leaf mould, almost invisible, was a small, high-powered electromagnet, its battery nearly drained. Nearby, a series of subtle tracks, cleverly disguised as animal trails, led back towards Elsa Kronberg’s cottage. But it wasn’t the old woman he confronted in her garden.

It was her grandson, Johan. Quiet, unassuming Johan, a skilled carpenter and robotics enthusiast, who’d spent his life listening to his grandmother’s stories while his own future was stolen by the greed of four men. Johan, who could carve exquisite figurines and programme a remote-controlled dolly strong enough to tilt a millstone if the stone’s base was subtly prepared with metal plates.

The confrontation was not dramatic. Lundström simply held up the magnet in an evidence bag and watched the young man’s shoulders slump.

“They didn’t just take land,” Johan said, his voice thick. “They took a story. A memory. They left nothing. I just… gave them a story to be part of. One they’d understand.”

“You made them characters in a dark fairy tale,” Lundström said, not unkindly. “But you are not a guardian spirit, Johan. You’re a very clever, very angry man. And you’re under arrest.”

* * * * * * * * * * *

A week later, the mist had lifted from Växjö. The curse, explained away as ingenious murder, was now tabloid fodder. The case was closed.

Inspector Mats Lundström sat in his quiet apartment, the case files boxed and ready for storage. He had spoken to Tomas on the phone, giving him a sanitised version of events. His son had laughed, called it “very Midsomer, Pappa,” and the familiar ache of distance had twinged in Lundström’s chest.

He poured a single malt and walked to the window, looking out over the town lights shimmering in the autumn dark. He thought of old Mrs. Kronberg, now utterly alone. He thought of the deep, silent woods that had almost been lost. Johan’s methods were monstrous, his logic that of a fractured mind, yet a sliver of his motive, the defence of a sacred, silent thing against the roar of carelessness, resonated with a quiet, stubborn place in the old detective’s soul.

The Växjö Vexation was solved. Order was restored. But as Lundström took a slow sip of whisky, he knew some truths, like the oldest trees in the Kronberg Grove, stood apart from the neat geometries of law and report. They simply endured, deep-rooted and watchful, in the dark.

The end

A bad breed

The whine of the bandsaw finally ceased. In the back room of ‘Happy Tails & Aquatics’, the cheerful sound of crickets from the reptile section was a cruel soundtrack. Kurt Bengtsson wiped his hands on a towel already stained with more than just fish water. He looked at the metal table, his expression one of grim satisfaction. It was ready. 

The new weight pull harness was reinforced with Kevlar stitching, designed for maximum power and minimum give. In the shadows of a reinforced steel cage, a muscular American Bully watched him, its eyes like chips of obsidian. It didn’t growl. It just stared. That was worse. Kurt smiled. Business, he reflected, was about to pick up.

* * * * * * * * * * *

Inspector Mats Lundström found the first body in a copse of birch trees just off the shores of Helgasjön. It wasn’t so much a body as a suggestion of one, wrapped in a torn, blood-soaked tarpaulin. The forensics team moved with a quiet, choreographed dread. Lundström stood back, hands deep in the pockets of his worn waxed jacket, his breath fogging in the damp, cold morning air.

“Dog,” said Petrus, the young, earnest constable, stating the obvious.

“A Staffordshire Bull Terrier,” Lundström corrected, his voice a low rumble. He didn’t move closer. He didn’t need to. The savage, systematic injuries were clear from ten feet away. “Or what’s left of one. Fought hard, by the look of it.”

“Some sort of animal attack? A wolf, maybe?” Petrus ventured, hopeful for a non-human monster.

Lundström gave him a sidelong glance, the kind that had wilted many a hasty theory over thirty years. “Wolves are neater eaters. And they don’t wrap the leftovers.” He nodded towards the tarpaulin. “This was disposal. Sloppy, panicked disposal.”

The second call came as he was driving back into Växjö, the quaint, red-painted houses and café-lined squares belying the morning’s grisly discovery. This body was human. Found in the alley behind the recycling centre, his throat torn out.

* * * * * * * * * * *

The victim was identified as Stefan Forsberg, a known small-time criminal with a record for burglary and aggravated assault. The alley was not a scene; it was a charnel house. Blood painted the brick walls in great, arcing swathes.

Lundström sipped bitter police station coffee from a chipped mug. On his desk, photos of the two victims, canine and human, lay side by side. The connection was a gut feeling, a cold stone in his stomach.

“Coincidence, Mats?” asked Hanna, his sharp-eyed sergeant, peering at the photos.

“I don’t believe in coincidences after the Midsummer Murders of ‘09,” he grumbled. “The dog was killed in a fight. Forsberg… looks like he lost a fight with a locomotive with teeth. Get me everything on him. Who he owed, who he scared, what he loved.”

The investigation into Forsberg led to dead ends and silent, fearful glances. But the dog’s microchip was more productive. Registered to a nervous woman in Ljungby who, through tears, confessed she’d sold the dog months ago to a man who “promised a good working home.” She described him: burly, friendly, with a tattoo of a serpent on his forearm. He owned a pet shop, she remembered. In Växjö.

Lundström’s mind flickered to ‘Happy Tails & Aquatics’. He’d been there once, years ago, buying a fish tank for his son, Emil, before he left for university in England. He remembered the owner: Kurt Bengtsson. A large, jovial man with a firm handshake and eyes that didn’t quite join in the smile.

* * * * * * * * * * *

The visit to the pet shop was a study in contrasts. The front was a symphony of innocent life: puppies and kittens tumbling in pens, the gentle bubble of aquariums, the chirp of budgies. The smell was of sawdust, hay, and disinfectant.

Bengtsson was polishing the glass of a terrarium containing a lethargic bearded dragon. The serpent tattoo coiled around his forearm.

“Inspector! Looking for a new friend? A German Shepherd, perhaps? Good, loyal breed.” His smile was wide, practiced.

“I’m looking for information, Herr Bengtsson.” Lundström showed him a photo of the dead dog. “This animal was registered to one of your customers. It was found… mutilated.”

A flicker in the eyes, gone in a nanosecond. “Terrible. Some people shouldn’t own animals. But I see hundreds of pets, Inspector. I can’t remember them all.”

The conversation was polite, unproductive. But as Lundström turned to leave, his gaze swept the back of the shop. A heavy door, reinforced with steel, marked ‘PRIVATE – SUPPLIES’. And from behind it, just for a second, he heard a sound that didn’t belong in this cheerful menagerie: a deep, guttural, scraping bark, followed by a low, answering snarl. It was a sound of pure, focused aggression.

Suspicion crystallised into certainty. But this wasn’t a world that welcomed police questioning. Lundström needed an in.

* * * * * * * * * * *

He found it in Elsa, a retired schoolteacher and stalwart of the local animal rescue. Over kanelbullar in her cluttered kitchen, she spoke in a hushed, furious tone.

“There are rumours, Inspector. For years. Dogs going missing, strong breeds, bull types, Mastiffs. Money changes hands in the car park of the old sawmill on Friday nights. Kurt Bengtsson… he’s at the centre of it. They say he breeds them for heart, for grit. They call the ring ‘The Kennel Club’.”

Lundström set up surveillance. From an unmarked van, he watched the sawmill one freezing Friday night. Cars arrived, men and a few women with hard faces and expensive jackets, exchanging thick wads of cash with a bulky figure he recognised as Bengtsson. Later, the sounds erupted: a roaring crowd, and underneath it, the horrific, primal cacophony of fighting dogs.

He called for backup. It was time.

* * * * * * * * * * *

The raid was swift and violent. Uniformed officers stormed the front of the sawmill as Lundström and Hanna took a side entrance. What they found in the cleared central space was a vision from hell. A blood-stained pit, circled by two dozen shouting spectators. In it, two scarred, panting dogs were locked in a silent, deadly grapple.

Chaos erupted. Lundström’s eyes locked on Bengtsson, who was shoving a wad of cash into a bag and bolting for a rear fire exit.

The chase led through the dark, skeletal woods behind the mill, Lundström’s heart pounding against his ribs, his breath ragged. Bengtsson was surprisingly fast for a big man. They burst out onto a narrow service road where Bengtsson’s van was parked. He wrenched the door open.

“Stop! Police!” Lundström yelled, weapon drawn.

Bengtsson turned, not with a gun, but with a heavy metal catch-pole. And he wasn’t alone. From the back of the van, with a sound that froze the blood, a massive, brindle-coated dog launched itself. It was a creature of muscle and scar tissue, its ears cropped to ugly points, its eyes utterly vacant of anything but menace. It hit Lundström like a freight train, knocking him to the ground. The catch-pole clattered away.

The world narrowed to the heat of the dog’s breath, the crushing weight on his chest, the gleam of saliva on bared teeth inches from his face. He got an arm up, forearm jammed against the beast’s throat, holding the killing bite at bay. His other hand scrambled in the leaf litter, finding only dirt and stones.

Bengtsson stood over him, panting. “He’s called Garm, Inspector. Like the hound of Hel. He only lets go when I tell him to.”

Lundström’s strength was failing. The dog’s head pushed inexorably closer. Then his grasping fingers found it: the metal catch-pole. With a final, grunting heave, he slid the loop over the dog’s head and yanked the lever with all his remaining strength. The noose tightened around the powerful neck. Garm choked, his focus breaking for a critical second. Lundström rolled, using the pole for leverage, pinning the thrashing animal to the ground.

A shadow fell over him. Bengtsson, a wrench now in his hand. But before he could strike, a voice cut through the night.

“DROP IT! NOW!”

Hanna stood ten yards away, her service pistol held in a perfect two-handed stance, aimed directly at Bengtsson’s chest. The fight went out of him. The wrench thudded to the frosty earth.

* * * * * * * * * * *

A week later, the early winter dusk was settling over Växjö. In his tidy, quiet apartment, Mats Lundström poured a modest measure of whisky. The case was closed. Bengtsson was in custody, singing like a canary to try and mitigate his sentence, exposing a network that stretched across three counties. The surviving dogs, including Garm, were in a specialist sanctuary, their fate uncertain.

On his laptop, a Skype window was open. His son Emil’s face, pixelated but smiling, looked out at him from Cambridge.

“A dog fighting ring? In Växjö? It sounds like something from one of your dreadful crime novels, Pappa.”

“Truth is often more dreadful, Emil,” Lundström said, taking a sip. “And less clever.”

“Are you alright?”

Lundström touched the bandage on his forearm, a souvenir from Garm’s teeth. He thought of the dead dog in the birches, of Stefan Forsberg who they’d discovered was a referee who tried to skim profits and of the hollow eyes of the creatures in the sawmill.

“The world contains more darkness than we like to admit,” he said finally. “But it’s the job to put a few candles in it.” He forced a smile. “Now, tell me about your exams. And for God’s sake, are you eating properly?”

As his son talked of essays and bad cafeteria food, Lundström looked past him, out of his own window at the peaceful, twinkling lights of his small city. Beneath the postcard prettiness, he knew, other darknesses simmered. Other monsters traded in other kinds of pain. He took another sip of whisky. The glass was almost empty. Tomorrow, the desk would be piled with new files. He would open the top one, and begin again.

The end